Be on the lookout for the following viruses!!!!!

Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

Ronald Regan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after two bytes.

Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus: Deletes all old files.

Ellen Degeneres Virus: Disks can no longer be inserted.

Titanic Virus (A Strain Of The Lewinsky Virus): Your whole computer goes down.

Disney Virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Joey Buttafuoco Virus: Only attacks minor files.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be baaack.

Lorena Bobbit Virus: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows.

Viagra Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

Clinton Virus: Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.

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