Star Trek vs Star Wars
      Top Ten Reasons Why the Star Wars Characters
       Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe

10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on

9)  The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit
    and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-- the Millenium Falcon
    does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

8)  After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
    Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-- after pithy
    Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7)  Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his

6)  Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he

5)  One word: lightsabers.

4)  The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
    Slave I.

3)  The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

2)  Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

1)  Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at
    one-quarter impulse power.  Han Solo floors it.

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