YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO STRESSED IF...

* You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

* The Sun is too loud.

* Trees begin to chase you.

* You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

* You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

* You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

* You can hear mimes.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

* Things become "Very Clear".

* You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.

* The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.

* You keep yelling"STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!" even though you are the only one in the room.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

*You and Reality file for divorce.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You can skip without a rope.

* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.

* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

* Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted it was like losing your best friend.


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