You know you're no longer a kid when...
Just one Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore.
Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun
The average 10 year old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.
Being bad is no longer cool.
You remember the invention of the cassette.
You have friends who have kids.
Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
You remember when Barbie wasn't "Politically Correct".
Your parents' jokes are now funny.
You have once said, "Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?"
You have owned and since disowned Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
Christmas starts to piss you off.
Your favorite football players are younger than you are.
Two words: Parachute pants
Naps are good.
You've seen every single episode of "Three's Company" and "M*A*S*H".
You yell, "Hey! That's not the REAL Ronald McDonald" at the television commercial.
You have once deemed Space Invaders as the best game ever.
You have had a crush on anyone from the Brady Bunch (Especially Marsha).
You owned a Charlie's Angels lunchbox and/or Snap Together Model Van.
When you know that the machines in the gas station bathrooms don't dispense balloons.
Two words: tube top.
You've bought an album on vinyl.
When you hear Van Halen played on a 'Classic Rock' station.
Playboy's Playmate of the month is younger than you.
The only thing in your box of cereal is...cereal.
You knew all the words to the 'Saturday Night Fever' and 'Grease' soundtracks.
You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
You remember buying Reese's Pieces after seeing ET.
Half a beer puts you asleep on the couch.
Your idea of fun parties now include chips -n- salsa and snapple.
You actually played the original PONG and thought it was the coolest thing you'd ever seen.
When you notice that the voice of Cap'n Crunch has changed.
You leave concerts and ball games early to beat the crowd.
You know who the Captain and Tennille are.
clothes for christmas.
You've called someone 'Dufus'.
When something was terribly obvious you remember saying, "No-duh".
You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.
You listen to AM radio.
You don't want a Camaro because it's a 2 door.
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You own a turn table -- and it's hooked up to your stereo system.
when it FIRST came out.
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